if u close your eyes just as it crashes, your brain is tricked into thinking you’ve actually died for a second, thus relaxing you. tragically beautiful.
my brain isn’t letting itself be tricked into thinking it was killed by a teddy bear dog thing
if one door opens when another door closes your house is probably haunted and you should move
"yay or neigh" the horse council was asked. "neigh" they replied. they are horses. they can only neigh.